True Stories New Year's Eve

My wife worked for a small community college in northern California. We were invited to a New Year’s Eve party along with her co-workers. I was talking with one of them and she told me that, a few weeks before, she and her girlfriend had gone to a singles bar in Sacramento.
They were sitting at the bar, when they noticed a guy “slithering” toward them through the crowd. He was wearing a light green polyester suit with shirt open a few buttons and s few gold chains.
The first thing he said was “Hi, what’s your sign?” My wife’s friend said “I’m a Feces”. He replied, :”Hey, great, I’m a Feces too!”